26 Nuggets Of Wisdom From King Of The Hill's Dale Gribble

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Ada Elder
Jan 31, 2018 5:00 PM EST

He's basically a redneck Einstein, people. Wake up. 

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  • 01
    Cartoon - Time is a flat circle.
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    Animated cartoon - I finally stopped crying... only because started vomiting. HH
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    Cartoon - Last Christmas, I hid Joseph's gift so well I still haven't found it. Cutest little puppy. Mack Or should I say dog? Consulting Producer JONATHAN COLLIER
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    Vehicle door - It is so great to be trembling from excitement instead of fear, eh?
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    Cartoon - Your fly is down Its my yard
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    Animated cartoon - DrC Hey, Hank! Lookl Propane!
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    Cartoon - 8OY IF THEY GAVE AN OLYMPC MEDALIN SEXUAL GYMNASTICS OWOULD VE TAKEN HOME THE SIEVER LASTNIGHT
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    Cartoon - To an unsuspecting baby almost anything can become a weapon For example, this weapon.
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    Cartoon - Then m going to replace my blood with your non-rabid blood which will both cure me and give me all your knowledge of propane and propane accessories.
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  • 10
    Cartoon - IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT WOMEN LIKE ROUND, MUSCULAR BUTTS.
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    Cartoon - I'l just have my cereal with tears. CHET
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    Cartoon - Oh, my man looks so handsome. fsdut sem I know. adult swim And I type 30 words per minute adult swim Can we make out? adult swim
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    Cartoon - Dale, get out of the hot tub. We're stealing a news van. It's the perfect crime. How will they ever report it? SK
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  • 14
    Cartoon - I'm so jacked up on America! AMERICA LOVE IT LEAVE IT
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    Text - WE RECOMMEND PEGGY'S DALE'S PICK PICK PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
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    Cartoon - yankeshankes Guns don't kill peopleg the government does.
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    Motor vehicle - Mad's don't know what to do with my hands in real ie. Mack That's why smoke.
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    Animated cartoon - ModR Sometimes,I wish the government would just ban itself MadR Wrap your heads around that, fellas.
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  • 19
    Cartoon - Baby, I always hoped we'd die together Peggy, you go die over there.
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    Animated cartoon - ch come on where are you going I'a not leaving without my i kiss, kiss, kiss) Ncan wait I can destory you
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    Cartoon - For me, laying and swaying in a hammock is like a steady morphine drip without the tisk of renal failure.
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  • 23
    Cartoon - Trust me, I'm an expert hater
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    Cartoon - Hank, if you're steering, who's taking off your shirt?
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    Cartoon - Mad Are you attempting to know me?
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    Cartoon - The people you are referring to are calledhipsters, Hank They walk slowly because they vegot nowhere to be, man.
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